How To Pick Up A Girl At The Gym…Don’t Do These Things!

How To Pick Up A Girl At The Gym…Don’t Do These Things!

Is there quite anywhere more perfect to check out the merchandise than a gym? If you belong to a gym, there is a good chance that you have gotten to see some of the hottest girls in the world close to naked, glistening and already making those grunting noises. If your gym is more like being a kid in a candy store, then it can be a great place to score if you know how. The only drawback is that sometimes a gym can be like a small town. If you strike out once, the word gets around and suddenly you are that creepy stalker that is like a leper. If you want to know how to pick up a girl at the gym, you have to know what not to do. Here are the “must not” rules for the next time you try to impress her with your kettle balls.

How to pick up a girl at the gym…don’t do this:

Impress her with lifting weights

There are only a handful of girls who are impressed knowing how much weight you can lift…no wait, those are usually the lesbians. If you want to impress her, don’t think that lifting more weights is a good look. Women don’t like to see the eye bulging look, or the ridiculous spotting of guys at the gym. That isn’t attractive to them. They just want to see the results not how you got them. To impress them be the guy that smells of perspiration, but don’t show them how you got there.

Hit on her while she is mid-exercise

When a girl is working out the last thing she wants is to be interrupted by you. If she has her headphones in that is a sign that says “keep away”. If you try to make idle talk when she is clearly sending a do not disturb signal, you are going to get shot down for sure. Wait until she is out of the locker room, just starting off, or has completed her workout before you try to hit on her. A guy stepping into your mojo is not only irritating, it can be very angering.

Don’t wear cheesy clothes, or hike up your shirt

If you think that wearing a shirt that has the pecs cut out, or a wife beater is going to get her to take another look, you are wrong. Girls like to leave your body to the imagination. They don’t want a sweaty guy getting sweat all over them, or rolling up their sleeves like some attention-starved dork, wear a t-shirt and some shorts. Sports shirts are enough for her to see your physique, you need not advertise it with cheese. Picking up a girl at the gym doesn’t take flashing neon muscles, it takes the guy who has enough confidence that he knows he looks good enough to catch a girl’s eye, not the one who thinks that the only way they will get one is by wearing near nothing.

Smell is still important

Sure, you are at the gym and you aren’t there to smell good, but there is something to be said for not smelling horrible. If you want to pick up a girl at the gym then you may want to shower before you head. It may seem like a waste of time, but it isn’t. Smelling good is important to attraction. The sense of smell is one of the strongest ways to attract someone. There are natural pheromones in your perspiration that will turn her on, but not if it is days old and mixed in with BO from the day before. Only fresh sweat is going to get her head to turn. If you are thinking about dousing yourself with cologne, bad mood. The last thing that a woman wants is to taste aftershave that is way too thick in the air. Some good deodorant is enough to make you smell like you aren’t dirty, yet aren’t overdoing it all at the same time.

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